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Murderer Anders Breivik Says PS2, ‘Painful’ Chair Are ‘Torture’

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If didn’t think he was nuts before, you most certainly will now. Anders Breivik, the Norwegian mass murderer serving 21 years for the killing of 77 people, mostly students, thinks prison sucks. In fact, he thinks it is torture and is threatening a hunger strike.

In a letter sent to the media, the right-wing extremist delivered a list of demands that must be met to alleviate the tortuous conditions in prison, including:

— a sofa or armchair instead of a “painful” chair
— upgrade from PS2 to PS3
— better conditions for his daily walk
— right to communicate freely with the outside world
— double his weekly allowance from $49 to $100

And, seriously, playing PS2 while sitting in an uncomfortable chair for 21 years would definitely suck. But it doesn’t end there.

“Other inmates have access to adult games while I only have the right to play less interesting kids games. One example is Rayman Revolution, a game aimed at three year olds,” wrote the 35-year-old Breivik.

Anders Breivik: Political Prisoner?

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Does that sound like “hell” to you? Then you might be have the mental age of a 10 year old, like Anders Breivik.

“You’ve put me in hell … and I won’t manage to survive that long. You are killing me,” wrote the guy who slaughtered scores of children. “If I die, all of Europe’s right-wing extremists will know exactly who it was that tortured me to death … That could have consequences for certain individuals in the short term but also when Norway is once again ruled by a facist regime in 13 to 40 years from now.”

While giving in to Anders Breivik’s demands might shut him up and prevent the threatened hunger strike, spanking his whiny little punk ass, and sending him to bed without dinner, would probably deliver better results.

At the very least, a good whooping would make him forget about that crappy chair…

What’s your take?

Source: AFP, Via: Washington Post

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E Brown
E Brown

He should have gotten at least 1 year, to be served consecutively, for each person he killed. He should have only the comforts that his 77 victims currently enjoy.

F Brown
F Brown

77 deaths…

portia forbay
portia forbay

let him starve to death