Coffee-Mac-Pro Parody

Mac Pro wait has lead to Mac Pro parody, lots of parody. What can you make from a highly-engineered black cylinder with a hole in one end? Here are a few answers to that question, some obvious and others, well, you be the judge.

If you order a stock, off-the-shelf Mac Pro today, Apple says you will need to wait until February. Upgrade the processor or add RAM and the wait likely will stretch in March. This is a state of affairs hasn’t changed since late-December, when the game-changing desktop computer first started shipping.

But Mac Pro buyers aren’t just sitting on their hands as they wait — those idle hands are getting a workout cranking Mac Pro parody graphics. Yes, of course, you can find trashcans and Darth Vader’s helmut, but more imaginative uses, as well.

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Thrust enough? While some have speculated that the Mac Pro’s top-vented cooling system could be a source thrust, the reality is the fans rarely come on and are generally very quiet when they do.

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While the F-35 is the most-expensive weapons system in history, Apple’s Late 2013 Mac Pro is pricey, but a good value compared to comparable Windows PCs.

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Idle Macs are the devil’s workshop? Not this Mac Pro hamster wheel — somebody needs to hook a generator up to that puppy.

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At just 6.6 inches across, the Mac Pro isn’t big enough for a sleeping kitten let alone a full-grown cat. Hmm, a new cottage industry that breeds miniatures? Wouldn’t be entirely surprised…

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The rice bowl Mac Pro design is cool, but how about the Asian hotpot or dumpling steamer? Who knew Mac Pro parody could taste sooo good!

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Yes, of course, someone made a Vader’s helmut parody. And, then’s there’s the Mac Pro Trash Can that generates a Steve Jobs hologram. Then there’s the Mac run who created a real trashcan Mac Pro.

Alternately, get in on the fun yourself and replace OS X’s default Trash Can icon with with a Trash Can Mac Pro.

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Two words for this one — warrantied voided. Or, maybe three words are better — zero resale value.

What’s your favorite Mac Pro parody?

Via MacRumors